i love twilight
because its got lots of love
edward is like super duper romantic & all though he's all pale & white & looks dead he still shows bella his LOVE
tips to being Edward-Status Romantic
1.) if your significant other has just been bitten by an evil vampire & is having a spazz attack on the floor you must SUCK THE POISON OUT
2.) Sneak into her room at night & watch her sleep like a creeper
3.) If the evil forces are out to kill you, move thousands of miles away from her (cuz ya gotta protect your boo)
4.) On her birthday give her nothing (let jacob impress her with a gift instead)
5.) rub glitter all over your body then get in the sun & show her how you sparkle!
with these tips you should get any hoe out there;D
you're welcome
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