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i love love
i love twilight
because its got lots of love
edward is like super duper romantic & all though he's all pale & white & looks dead he still shows bella his LOVE



tips to being Edward-Status Romantic
1.) if your significant other has just been bitten by an evil vampire & is having a spazz attack on the floor you must SUCK THE POISON OUT
2.) Sneak into her room at night & watch her sleep like a creeper
3.) If the evil forces are out to kill you, move thousands of miles away from her (cuz ya gotta protect your boo)
4.) On her birthday give her nothing (let jacob impress her with a gift instead)
5.) rub glitter all over your body then get in the sun & show her how you sparkle!

with these tips you should get any hoe out there;D
you're welcome

girl

there's an idea here

just a thought

i am living in what you would call, uncertainty. uncertain of what the future holds, uncertain of what im going to do to create a future, just uncertain.

one thing i am certain about though is; i want to go far, far away from here.
there's something about getting away & making a new beginning, starting over that is so appealing to me. leaving everything i dont like about where i'm at sounds a little better than perfect.

i want this

the whole book series of A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket
(OMG im such a nerd but these books are the best in the world!)
the movie's ahmazinnnn too

they don't make em like this no more

Jon & Kate Plus Eight



best show about a family with a ton of kids ever
the kids are so cute i wanna eat em
& its funny to watch jon put up with kate's bitchass attitude
bahaha
please Lord let me NOT be a mom like kate
all anal & sheeeit
it's so sad that it got cancelled after the whole jon cheats on kate
with nanny incident
i mean, they don't make em like this no more.

My Kinda Babies

lesson time

lately i realized there's just some people i do NOT need in my life
some girls are straight out bitches
they dont care about other people's feelings, or respect for others
it shows how low life they are and how small of a person they are
all i can do is cut them out of my life & by doing that i am bettering myself
i dont need someone around who constantly puts me down
or is always always alwayssss thinking/talking dirty, sexual, explicit
because people like that arent going to amount to anything
& now i feel like ive let go of a huge ball & chain& i can now go farther than ever before

lesson time

Love- it is made out of so many components
honesty, fidelity, respect, loyalty, etc.
sometimes when the other person in the relationship lacks one of these components you feel like you have no choice but to call it quits. but thats clearly not the correct choice (unless the issue here is fidelity, cheating is just unnacceptable. the others however can be dealt with)
sometimes its best to just understand the other person's point of view
dont be so quick to end something that makes you so happy.

idol status

Kourtney Kardashian

there's several reasons why this woman is idol status

1.) who else pulls their own baby out of their vag during child birth?

2.) she TAKES MIAMI

3.) painted a naked old man

4.) says the word "literally" at least 12 times a day

5.) names her baby after the store she owns (mason DASH disick kardashian)

6.) gives her sister bikini waxes & fails terribly, leaving her with a puffy red vagina (ok thats kinda bad but its so unique)

7.) puts up with gaysauce loser mofo Scott

8.) fake boobs = love

9.) free at home anal bleaching

"It'll be fun to rip out Khloe's pubes one by one"

"I say, 'Who cares?'...I do what I want"

"I have breast implants, but its so funny cuz it's not a secret. I could care less"

-Kourtney Kardashian

Currently Addicted to Khloe & Kourtney Take Miami on E! Sunday nights @ 10PM

places to go

MUST GO HERE!!!



it would be nice to go here as well

summer2010 to-do list

1.) swim with the dolphins
2.) go to midgetville with jesse before he leaves for AZ
3.) slumper partayyy with paisley & steph
4.) DISNEYLAND
5.) celebrate 18th birthday in style
6.) LISCENCE
7.) buy diamonds
8.) not work so much (doubt it)
9.) fall in love (some more<3)
10.) adventure