idol status

Kourtney Kardashian

there's several reasons why this woman is idol status

1.) who else pulls their own baby out of their vag during child birth?

2.) she TAKES MIAMI

3.) painted a naked old man

4.) says the word "literally" at least 12 times a day

5.) names her baby after the store she owns (mason DASH disick kardashian)

6.) gives her sister bikini waxes & fails terribly, leaving her with a puffy red vagina (ok thats kinda bad but its so unique)

7.) puts up with gaysauce loser mofo Scott

8.) fake boobs = love

9.) free at home anal bleaching

"It'll be fun to rip out Khloe's pubes one by one"

"I say, 'Who cares?'...I do what I want"

"I have breast implants, but its so funny cuz it's not a secret. I could care less"

-Kourtney Kardashian

Currently Addicted to Khloe & Kourtney Take Miami on E! Sunday nights @ 10PM